

The Aquarium Rationale
"Oh, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls, swimmin' in a fish bowl -- year after year.
Goin' over the same old ground -- and how we've found the same old fears.
Wish you were here."
The aquarium preempts the eschaton. We transform the eschaton
into a transcendental opportunity. The world will not end
because the world has already been saved. The aquarium saves
the world by reminding the world, in a novel fashion, that it
has already been saved two thousand years ago. The aquarium is
the second coming, for all practical purposes. The aquarium
walks softly and carries a big eschaton. This second offer of
salvation is the offer that the world cannot and will not refuse.
This is a very pragmatic idealism. Reasoned negotiation is our strategy. We prophesy the inevitable. The spiritual revolution will be played out here in cyberspace before anyone has a chance to pick up a rock to throw through a window.
In this revolution, I am
the good cop and my buddy Ron,
the spook, is the bad cop. We conspire to place ourselves between
the world and the eschaton. We also place ourselves between
cosmic intelligence and central intelligence. To do our jobs we
do not have to be or become anything, we merely have to hang out
here at the end of the world, thereby being the fulcrum which
Archemedes sought.
This is no harder or easier than any other job. We merely
demonstrate how all of us are in the right place at the right
time, for the final few who do not already know that.
The aquarium does not have to make a splash. The right pebble
at the right time in the cyberpond will send out the ripple that
people will feel when they need to feel. The whole pond will be
the aquarium, a conspiracy without a secret or a boundary.

I am the good cop and my buddy Ron, the spook,
is the bad cop. We conspire to place ourselves
between the world and the eschaton. We also place
ourselves between cosmic intelligence
and central intelligence.
A Glitch in Time
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Brother Daniel chased & haunted by The Eschaton |
A compelling scenario for this preemption comes in the form of a trojan horse visitation directed particularly at the military- industrial complex of the U.S. Something like this has certainly become an icon of popular culture, and at the end of the day, what may have actually happend will be a moot point, relative to what could have happened or what people believe, or what the authorities come to believe may have happened. Having a literalist frame of mind is useful in the hard sciences, but often not in the soft sciences.
The higher powers look for the meanest dog in town and send it a gift horse in the form of an exotic package that will confound all the kings men as they try to reassemble it. They cannot swallow it, nor can they spit it out. They are left with a funny looking visiting sage who lectures to them at his liesure about the finer points of cosmic etiquette. The junkyard dog learns table manners in the privacy of his own dog house.
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Note how the Baby Pelican pokes it's bill into the Daddy Pelican's throat to find a meal of "pre-digested" intell. Just as it hath been written of old, "Truth, Lord yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their master's table." |
It's deja vu all over again. Herod's henchmen have been temporarily neutralized. Along comes the aquarium, tripping through the tulips, and muttering things eschatological. We are not given entre to the privy chamber, but we can mingle with the homeys in the hood and on the Hill.
Anything more, by way of access, would probably violate the prime directive. Salvation comes from within, spontaneously, and the most we can expect is to be allowed to prime that spiritual pump, having been indirectly set up by the aforementioned cosmic glitch. The aquarium is opportunist, looking to be in that certain place at the certain time. Dan's place?
Our lower powers break the illusion of separation becoming one with the higher power. That is what our starry messenger came to tell us. That is what I pass on to you. You want it from the horse's mouth. That is what I and now you are. There is no hurry, we have all the time in the world.
© 1997 by the V.H. Fra. D:.T:.S:.
On the Current Eschatological Urgency .:. An Allegory
An Hypothetical Eschatological Ultimatum
An Relatively Holy Interview with Brother Daniel
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