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The following Top-Secret© photos are of a group of Top-Secret© military officials and scientists that comprised the Top-Secret© "working group" known exoterically as MJ-12 or "The Conspiracy" yet known esoterically by all Initiates of the B:.B:. as their Evil Nemeses -- the Outer Order of the Left-Handed Black Lodge; the Inner Order of which is reserved for the Luciferian elite of the Rectum Coring Reticulans and, of course, their Diabolical Uberlords, the Draconian Orion Reptoids.
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Dr. Lloyd Berkner Joint Research and Development Board |
| Dr. Jerome Hunsaker Director of National Advisory Committee on Aeronautics |
| Dr. Detlev Bronk Biologist - National Research Council and National Advisory Committee on Aeronautics |
| Dr. Donald H. Menzel Harvard Astronomy Dept., Naval Intelligence Cryptographer |
| Dr. Vannevar Bush Joint Research and Development Board |
| General Robert Montague Commandant of Fort Bliss, operational commander White Sands |
| James Forrestal 1947 Secretary of Defense |
| Admiral Sidney Souers Director of the National Security Council |
| Gordon Gray Secretary of the Army under President Truman, chaired CIA's Psychological Strategy Board |
| Lt. Gen. Nathan Twining USAF Air Material Command |
| Admiral Roscoe Hillenkoetter First Director of the CIA |
| General Hoyt Vandenberg Central Intelligence Group Director, USAF Chief of Staff -- 1948 |
Yes, as the alledged facts are presented, these men were picked by President Harry Truman to investigate and formulate Top-Secret© policy in the wake of the Top-Secret© Roswell Incident, where the omnisciently clever yet amusingly clumsy Martians -- no doubt after a bit too much to drink -- somehow managed to plow their hapless saucer into the White Sands of the God-forsaken Roswellian desert.
Following is a partial Top-Secret© list of the initial MJ-12 taskings:
- After flying such unimaginable distances to visit our planet, why do the Martians keep crashing their saucers in conveniently remote, military-controlled deserts?
- Why do the Martians keep kidnapping the same people to scoop their DNA or sample their cum? Do they continually misplace their original samples? Did they forget their petrie dishes?
- If the Martians bequeathed unto Colonel Corso the secrets of radar invisibility, why do they not employ this technology themselves, choosing instead to litter our radar screens with countless distracting FastWalker(tm) blips?
- With the incredible preponderance of cigar-shaped saucers, it was deemed imperitive for MJ-12 to design saucer-shaped cigars as a viable plan to protect the National Security.
- What's the deal with all the bovine assholes?
