Four Space Aliens Held by CIA at Secret Compound in Maryland!

by George Jackson, W:.W:.N:.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Four tiny space aliens have been held captive in top-secret hideaways around the U.S. since their starship landed on an aircraft carrier in 1991.

Pentagon officials declined comment when asked about the aliens, but a high-ranking CIA agent confirmed the capture and leaked a sketch of one of the aliens to the Weekly World News.

The sketch depicts a pug-nosed creature with narrow black eyes, a pointed chin and large pointed ears.

"We've been interrogating these extraterrestrials for seven years and treating them like prisoners of war," said the CIA source. "It's time the U.S. citizens know about our government's dirty little secret."

The top-secret capture occurred on Aug. 12, 1991, when the aliens' spaceship was forced to land on the flight deck of the USS Nimitz in the Pacific Ocean.

"The UFO showed up as a blip on the ship's radar screen," the CIA source told the NEWS. "Efforts to contact the craft by radio failed, and fighter planes were launched to intercept it. Fortunately, it was escorted to the carrier without incident."

SPACE Expert Dr. Hayden Braun

German scientist Dr. Hayden Braun, who later examined the spacecraft before it was dismantled, said it carried weaponry so advanced the aliens could have easily knocked our planes out of the sky.

"But for some reason, these aliens allowed themselves to be captured," Dr. Braun said.

For the past seven years, the aliens have been shuttled from one military compound to another and guarded around the clock. It is believed they are now somewhere in Maryland.

"We have treated these creatures like common criminals, even though they have shown absolutely no hostile intent toward our country or planet Earth in general," said the CIA source.

"They've been questioned for hundreds of hours by every agency imaginable. They've been friendly, cooperative and helpful.

"You have to understand, these are extremely bright creatures, intelligent beyond anything we could even dream of. You question them in any language and they answer fluently.

"We've learned more from them about interplanetary travel than anyone can possibly imagine."

The CIA source said the aliens greatly miss their families and have sought permission to return to their faraway home.

"But the request has been tied up in government limbo for at least two years," the CIA agent said.

With the aliens supervising the work, their spaceship could probably be re-assembled in a matter of weeks, according to the source.

"I hope the American people will put pressure on President Clinton and Congress to let them go home," he said.

"Keeping them locked up is a tragedy. It's wrong and we should do something about it."

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