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Horrified Hector Bria, 34, told authorities the gay alien visited his isolated mountain home and tried to romance him. When he spurned the space fairy's advances, the creature burst into tears, he said.
Shocked experts say this is the first instance in thousands of sightings in which a space alien showed signs of homosexuality.
"He spoke to me using mental telepathy," Bria told Colombian government investigators. "He told me he was a male of his species, just as I am a male of the human species. But he didn't act like any male, that's for sure. He acted like a pansy from another planet."
The father of three told authorities the limp-wristed visitor showed up at his home on the night of July 2, awakening him and his wife with a knock at the door.
He said he thought the creature was human until he let him in and the light revealed the shocking truth. Bria described the alien as at least seven feet tall with pale green skin, huge eyes and a large mouth.
He had a human-like nose and ears and wore a thick layer of makeup. His limbs were thin and rubbery and he wore shiny, pointed-toed boots, the farmer said.
"When he walked, he sort of minced along and fluttered his hands," Bria said.
"He was clutching a bunch of flowers from my wife's garden. About all he did at first was smell the flowers and spout poetry at us telepathically. He wore a kind of silver jumpsuit over silver-and-red-striped tights. He seemed kind of harmless, but my wife was so terrified, she ran from the room while I just stood there, staring."
Bria believes the strange visit lasted about 20 minutes, during which the cosmic queen sashayed around his home, trying on his wife's jewelry.
Using telepathy, he told Bria about his long, lonely days and nights aboard a spaceship from a distant galaxy. He told the stunned Colombian that he and his fellow crewmen had come here merely to see what Earth was like. Finally, tiring of the small talk, the intergalactic gay approached Bria, grabbed him and kissed him passionately on the neck.
"I was just about sick to my stomach," Bria recalled. "I pushed him away and he started to cry. Then, before I knew it, he flounced out the door and was gone."
Bria said he has not heard from his swishy visitor since that night.
"The thing was a fairy and nutty as a fruitcake," the farmer said. "I hope he never comes back."
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