Sex Channeler Makes Love to Grieving Widows

NEW ORLEANS, La. - Now heartsick widows can enjoy the sexual companionship of their departed husbands - by hiring a channeler who allows his body to be possessed by the spirit of the dead hubby and then makes love to the woman!

Hunky George Pinetti said he has used his unusual powers to service more than 200 grieving women.

"I have testimonials from women who say I have relieved their pain and suffering by giving them the opportunity to spend some special, intimate moments with their deceased husbands," he said. "I have been blessed with a God-given power and it is my obligation to aid these women in their time of need."

Pinetti makes $89 a hour for his unusual service and claims he has more clients than he can handle. But his business is drawing fire from people who say he is nothing more than a male prostitute.

"This guy is taking money for sex, and that's simply against the law," said outraged feminist Eva Weliger. "And worst of all, he is taking advantage of women during a time of distress."

Pinetti said he is insulted by Mrs. Weliger's remarks.

"I prefer not to comment on her misinformed comments," he responded. "If she wishes, I can put her in contact with dozens of women whom I have satisfied."

One of Pinetti's happy customers is Angela Carrigers.

"When my husband died, I mostly just went into a shell," she said. "I didn't want to get back into dating and I had pretty much stopped having any contact with men.

"But when I heard that Mr. Pinetti could allow me to have an experience with my husband, I was very excited. And I can tell you with 100 percent certainty that the spirit of my husband was contained in Mr. Pinetti's body.

"I know my husband's touch - and this was the first time I'd experienced it since he died."

Pinetti insists he would perform he duties for free, if necessary.

"I would never refuse a grieving widow on the basis of her ability to pay," he said. "This is the way I make my living but I also understand that my ability makes me a special person. I have the unique opportunity to spread joy to women who need it the most in their time of sorrow."