Titanic Sunk by Space Alien Sub!

A team of scientists reached that conclusion after years of research into the sinking of the gigantic luxury liner off the shores of Newfoundland.

"We discovered three huge holes on the starboard side of the ship below the waterline," said noted physicist Dr. Jens Lykke. "We have concluded that those holes could only have been made by laser beams fired from an underwater craft."

Prior to the scientists' shocking report, it was believed the 46,328-ton Titanic went down after plowing into an gigantic iceberg in the North Atlantic.

More than 1,500 passengers and crew members died in the tragedy.

Dr. Lykke headed an international team of 10 scientists who determined that an alien spaceship capable of operating underwater was responsible for the Titanic disaster, as well as the sinking of two other ships and an attack on a Greek trawler in the same area in mid-April of 1912.

Among the items of evidence:

• The Swedish ship Angelholm Bay lost radio contact with the outside world after its captain reported seeing a mysterious, oval-shaped object hovering over the vessel at 1400 hours on April 13 - the day before the Titanic sank.

  "The captain reported that the strange craft eventually landed in the sea 1,000 yards away and quickly submerged. That was the ship's last communication," Dr. Lykke said.

  "Divers discovered the wreckage of the Angelholm Bay at the bottom of the ocean off the Greenland coast. Six holes clearly made by lasers were found in the hull."

• At 1530 hours on April 14, the captain of the Spanish trawler La Estrella Norte radioed he was under attack by a bizarre-looking airship with the ability to maneuver atop and under water. The craft, he said, was firing "deadly rays of light."

  "The captain's last message was picked up by a ham radio operator in Iceland," Dr. Lykke said. "La Estrella Norte was never heard from again."

• The Greek trawler Constantine limped into Newfoundland shortly before dawn on April 15, less than 24 hours after the Titanic went down.

"Captain Aris Nicolaidis reported that the Constantine had been attacked by a strange aircraft that 'melted' his ship," Dr. Lykke said. "Sixteen crew members gave identical accounts of the attack, but there is no record their stories were ever investigated.

"But we have investigated," the physicist added, "and there is no doubt in our minds that the spaceship that attacked the Constantine and the other vessels in the North Atlantic also sent the mighty Titanic to the bottom of the sea."