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Subject: HAARP causes me to masturbate incessently
From: bogart1@earthlink.net (Dr. Tim)
Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 02:11:06 GMT

HAARP causes me to masturbate incessently. Everytime the guvmint fires it up, Bruno gets a workout. Sometimes I work off two or three whole layers of skin. I think the Vatican might be behind it.

Dr. Tim, BsD, Please pardon my discordant harmonic overtones

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